This is the Planet Eclipse Argyle Ego9 Marker, a $5001 paintball gun covered in over 11,000 Swarovski crystals. Why the extra $1? Because the previous most expensive gun, the Aurora Nexus Ego, was retailed at $5000. It simply wouldn’t be the manly sport of paintball if you couldn’t have two companies having a dick–measuring contest over who can get more sparkly crystals on their gun.
(img via planeteclipse @ Flickr)
I want the matching bayonet.